asking-the-death:

You need a private talk?
Just send me an ask!:)

the-depressed-winchester-boy:

I’ve been abandoned and neglected by the ones I thought loved me…

bloodonthehorizon:

camimendesupdates:

camimendes via Instagram Stories (28/12/18)

‘oh my god his face looks so cute, ow! hey! he’s teething, ow! ow! ow! ow!’

chipsprites:

me: look, a crab eating a strawberry

my roommate: but he’s eating such small pieces..

me: …he’s a crab

(Source: jujanon)

idreamofsushi:

Photo by @ctfoodandtravel.

mrtva:

that cat is living deliciously

(Source: babygoatsandfriends)

(Source: rohie)

chocolatefitspo:

hellabitcoins:

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

hellabitcoins:

aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

hellabitcoins

u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

this whole post got me in tears

(Source: vthevegan)

likeevers:

i hate it when paper falls off your desk and it just slides off into the next continent

broken-socialite:

disappointed-pero-not-surprised:

libertarirynn:

sylveonce:

unpretty:

gregorydickens:

victorian-sexstache:

unpretty:

son-of-maglor:

fiskeorn:

elkian:

unpretty:

unpretty:

dr-hollands:

unpretty:

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

I’m sorry what

you heard me

#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

@genericrevenge

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

kinda, yeah

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

That logo looks familiar.

WHAT

OH MY GOD

Alton Brown is a real life supervillain

someone tell me what the fuck is going on

goldenpoc:

alexander:

you ever see someone so fine you completely ignore them?

I have to bc I’m ugly